Mar. 19th, 2006

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As a Minnesota truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on his window and says, "Hi my name is Heather and you're losing part of your load".
The truck driver ignores her and keeps driving.
At the next red light, the blonde gets out of her car again, knocks on his window again and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you keep losing part of your load".
Again the truck driver ignores her and drives off.
At the next red light the same thing happens; "Hi, my name is Heather and you're STILL losing part of your load".
The next red light comes up, and the trucker decides he's had enough. He runs over to the blonde's car, knocks on
her window and says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
skifa: (Default)
As a Minnesota truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on his window and says, "Hi my name is Heather and you're losing part of your load".
The truck driver ignores her and keeps driving.
At the next red light, the blonde gets out of her car again, knocks on his window again and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you keep losing part of your load".
Again the truck driver ignores her and drives off.
At the next red light the same thing happens; "Hi, my name is Heather and you're STILL losing part of your load".
The next red light comes up, and the trucker decides he's had enough. He runs over to the blonde's car, knocks on
her window and says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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